Definitions by Danielsan42
fractured english
What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.
O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person
fractured english by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008