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What the fork?

What the fork.

Can replace What The Fuck at a time where swearing is inappropriate, or unwise, eg, around children.
It deems "wtf" to be more acceptable also.
"What The Fork Dude?"
"Sorry"

"What The Fork!?"
-child walks in-
"What The Fork?"

"what the fork?"
"whats up?"

"wtf"
"what does that mean"
"er... What the.. er.. Fork"
by FelixB666XD November 9, 2009
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Forkinator

A person who attacks a person or object with at least 1 fork.
Phil : "wtf faggot stop stabbing me with a fork"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"
by TheForkinator December 23, 2008
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Related Words

fork

A pronged eating utensil.
see also lung
Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.
by Meatbal1z January 24, 2009
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Forgor

I forgor
by James Charles’ Account July 12, 2021
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forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy
"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"
by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004
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forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.
1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.
by Jezloop October 17, 2008
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forkie

A brief moment of psychotic behavior. Can occur while intoxicated or sober, in the daytime or at night, on the weekend or during the week, while sleeping or while awake. Usually involving using other words and adding miscelaneous "ie's" to them. Is very common at the local I HOP.
"Shwin had a forkie moment while perseverating on Myspace."
" Cwis D. was visited by a Forkie late last night after a full nights activities at Chuk's"
by poopsey February 8, 2007
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