Flumpy

The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time

Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy

by Slash19987 August 8, 2024

Flumpswizzle

Someone, usually with money, who believes they are well liked but they are not.

Trump is such a flumpswizzle

by Finnnnnnnnnnnnn August 10, 2024

flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping at the same time.

“My cat just flumped over!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.

“My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flumpuss

Dominator through shear mass, ender of eons

Meet My cat Flumpuss, defiler of the Balrog of Toledo, OH.

by Flumpy Dumplings May 10, 2024

Flurp

The sound that is made when a wet vagina comes in contact with your partners wet skin after intercourse. Similar to the sound of cheeks clapping.

“After we had sex my vagina fluped against his leg.” Flurping is a fun sound

by Freakykink May 28, 2024