Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky July 18, 2007
A term for beating the fuck out of your penis the word flopper originating from the popular game fortnite and bopping from the term smacking your cock first used by the user bowkill26
by Dmfkgb May 23, 2023
When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!
My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.
by Giabella January 09, 2013
A non-erect or flaccid penis.
by 10010011 December 12, 2018
In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."
I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.
by officerat July 13, 2009
When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice
by Shrhsuwhdhr May 04, 2021
When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.
by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018