Floof

That special something that is missing from someone or something

Friend- my painting is "finished" but it's not "finished"
You- yeah I can tell you are missing the floof

by ibu profen October 18, 2018

Floff

The fat that is gained after obtaining a significant other.

I have gained 20 lbs of floff since me and Joe have been dating.

by AgathaCrabs November 19, 2018

Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.

Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!

by Blowtoot December 2, 2018

Flomp

Noun

Short for flompliment: A mix of the word flame and the word compliment.

A phrase targetting a person or idea that both insults and compliments at the same time.

This differs from a backhanded compliment, as it's not simply an insult disguised as a compliment, but simply a very honest telling of a pro and a con of an individual in one sentence.

Additionally, the insult and compliment must relate to one another. Otherwise, it's just two separate remarks.

"That's such a nice dress. It does wonders for your figure."

Flomped.

by Nopenopenopenopw January 3, 2019

Flimflammerer

One who won't stop flimflamming, like wtf.

Screw you Ted, you goddamn flimflammerer

by DankLover69 February 18, 2019

Floff

Floff is when you pull down your pants and your dick whip out and the sound that comes from the whip out is called "Floff".

He pulled down his pants and it went floff.

by Ohmer Matt May 7, 2019

Floff

When you pull down your pants and your wee wee whip out. The sound that is made when the wee wee whip out is called "Floff"

He pulled down his pants and it went "floff"

by Ohmer Matt May 7, 2019