fratchute

A back up slam piece. The girl who you would never take to dinner but text if your date isnt going well.

I pissed off the girl I went out with so I had to pull my fratchute.

by zinnies January 10, 2011

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Fletcher

Fletcher is a boy's name, first or second name. He doesn't care what he looks like. Many girls like him as he does not like them back. He likes red and his favourite animal is a duck . He is a wimp as not very strong.He thinks he is funny but he is not.

Bob; Did you see in PE, Fletcher couldn't hardly hold him self on the bars.

Freddie; I know , he is so weak.

by theredhouse December 25, 2017

Fletcher

An astronomically intellectual man with an IQ so high, it takes him mere moments to comprehend SAT level vocabulary and utilize them in a jaw-dropping intricate sentence. His chiseled jawline can cut through cheese.

Biggie-Mac- "Hey guys I forgot the knife to cut the Cheese for Cheese Club but its cool because we can just use Fletcher's chin.

Fletcher- "Quite satisfactory!"

by Mike Jim March 2, 2018

Fletcher

He is a boy that laughs at his own words and says things like “CRAMPLE” or “DINGUS”.

Joanna-“did you see my son fletcher”
Mary-“you mean the boy who says made up words and DIES LAUGHING!”

by @hiscousin December 17, 2018

Fletcher

One of the nicest, funniest, sweetest guys you will ever meet. If you meet a Fletcher he will be a bit awkward at first but once you get to know him he is one of the most amazing people ever. If a fletcher ever becomes your boyfriend he will be loyal till the end and will always put you first. Fletchers can also be described as a “vsco boyfriend”. Over all he’s going to change your life for the better if you let a fletcher in and know that he will always have your back. Even if he jokes about not having it.

“Wow fletcher is so amazing he’s the perfect boyfriend!”

by Snach101 March 4, 2019

fletchy

artsy fag; one who spends a lot of time painting and being with his family...

fletchy won't come beck...

by oh my June 15, 2004