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first round bust

This phrase describes a first round pick who never lived up to his potential.
One of the most notorious first round busts of all time was Ryan Leaf.
by Fifi McFeef September 19, 2007
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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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Firesafed

Whilst smoking a Fire Safe Cigarette, you fail to drag often enough and it extinguishes, often resulting in anger.
"Dang, I just got firesafed by my Marb Mild!"
by Schmitty_ June 7, 2009
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first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.
Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.
by folds216 December 31, 2010
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first person

1. Noun
A type of narrative in which the protagonist relates their story using the pronoun ‘I’.

2. Noun
A type of game in which the player plays as themselves from their own perspective or as a single character from that characters perspective.
1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was written in the first person.
2. Call of Duty is a first person shooter video game.
by MPWHart June 25, 2018
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Taco Fiesta

A taco fiesta is when a group of people get together or have a party and only girls show up. Its like the female version of a sausage fest.
"last night i went to a party and i really wanted to hook up with someone but it was a TOTAL taco fiesta"
by knels October 18, 2009
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April First

Apart from being April Fool's Day, the official termination of the four-month torture all Regular Decision high school seniors must endure.
John: I applied Regular Decision by the January 1st deadline. It's April First and I got rejected from all my colleges. What the hell do I do now?

Larry: Phoenix Online?
by michellesmentos March 21, 2010
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