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Feget

Someone that talks shit and acts like they're going to do something when they really won't.
James: Dude John is such a bitch
Liam: I'm hip
James: He's always saying he's gonna do something but never does
Liam: Yeah, he's a real feget
by M0N3Y-PR0T3G3 December 15, 2015
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fergel

The act of being a cowardly uniformed terrible yeti, pretty much the gayest thing one can accomplish. The "gel" if you will of being a homo sexual
The drunk face that guy exhibits is quite fergel.
by kleety December 20, 2008
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the ferret

-Amanda Farrel
-a social outcast who has absolutely no friends
-a person you hate more than anybody and wish would die
Look at the ferret, she's such a loser.
by D6 February 19, 2005
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Ferret

The worst pet ever. They steal stuff and hide it. They chew the buttons off remote controls. They're impossible to litter train so they shit and piss wherever they want, including right in the middle of the floor for you to step in. If they're in their cage and want out they bite the bars and make tons of noise so you have to flick them in the head to make them shut the fuck up. Then they make this horrible squealing noise when you flick them. They're crepuscular, which means they wake up at 4 am and get into shit and make noise and wake me up. They smell like something thats been dead for two years unless you get them descented and then they smell like something thats been dead for two weeks. They take a shit every twenty minutes that smells disgusting. Dont buy a ferret whatever you do they suck major balls.
Guy who wants a ferret: I want to buy a ferret what do you think?
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I cant wait until they die. You can have mine
by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010
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Portuguese Ferret

A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com
I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.
by horticultureRAWKS March 4, 2010
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Turd Fergeson

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.
dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"
by La BONCH February 16, 2003
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Ferret

In a failed attempt to censor the word "Pedo", iFunny created a new word for pedophiles, ferretphiles or ferrets.
"Ferretphiles are disgusting"

"Danny is a ferret? Nasty."

"Did you hear that our neighbor is a Ferretphile?"
by tobiistobi October 13, 2020
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