Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.

Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018

Equal-fecal

Is any but all genders involved in being an even balanced piece of s**t...

You might ALL be equal-fecal people as a matter of crap!😜

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024