Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo

Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired

by few2020 November 10, 2021

fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.

Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.

by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018

Fecal-Focused

That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.

You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

fecal bulk

The majority of the components of fecal matter

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.

by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022