An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.
Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.
or
Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.
Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.
or
Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.
Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.
by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009
Get the mother father mug.A "father of wesley" is when an abusive father,probably named trey, paralyzes your biological father and freeze him in a block of ice. then your fake father(trey)chases after you in a huge redneck truck and makes you wallow around in the mud while video taping you. and only lets you see your real father in his ice block on wednesdays.
by wes master wesley April 3, 2008
Get the father of wesley mug.Related Words
fathem
• fathema
• father
• fatherless
• fathead
• fatherfucker
• fathergear
• Father figure
• Fatherless Child
• fatherless behavior
A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.
Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.
Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.
Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.
by Truth Hurts Sometimes March 21, 2011
Get the Father Butt Dart mug.A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.
by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017
Get the Father mug.The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything
by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017
Get the father mug.A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).
Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.
by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018
Get the Father's Day mug.by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019
Get the Father mug.