Farting Around

A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

by Teevo March 25, 2008

snow farming

when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.

"dude, i was just snow farming the road."
"well now i know why my tires smell like shit"

by zambookster March 11, 2010

farting at a fan

1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."

Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."

Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."

by freemason5600 November 4, 2011

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003

Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)

Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!

by Bryant September 12, 2003

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Rainbow farting

Another term for virtue signaling. Spewing comments that indicate an idealistic personality on a mission ready to bombard message boards and social media with a perceived problem of which you don't fully understand the complications and nuances. You do however feel the need "to do something" about it and leave your mark for future generations in your ceaseless efforts to make the world a better place.

She kept rainbow farting comments on the message boards about social problems that mostly existed in her mind or only got it from hearsay and what the media reported.

by Erik-Jan Tytgat August 25, 2022