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Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.
My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.
by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010
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Faith in Humanity

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.
Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!
by a writing desk November 29, 2012
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Faith

A bitch who'll rob you dry of you money and give the shittiest sex of your life. She also a world-class marijuana blazer.
Faith broke my dick, my heart, and my bank account.
by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
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faithism

1: Discrimination towards a person or group of people solely dependent on their faith, beliefs or religion.
- Used in place of racism when applicable.

2: A belief that faith or religion is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that religious differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular religion or beliefs.
Person one - "All Muslims are terrorists."
Person two - "Dude, do you know that for sure? Don't use faithism if you don't have your facts straight."

"I hate to use faithism, but Jack the Buddhist is lazy, come to think of it, all Buddhists can't get off their asses."
by Randy D. January 9, 2008
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Faithbooking

Facebook posts proclaiming one's love of the Lord.
Tina: God is good! Thank you for this beautiful, sunny day, Lord. May God give me the strength to pass my kid off to her daddy without me kicking him in the throat.

Lori: Oy vey...Tina is blowing up my wall with her faithbooking, again.
by PittsburghCori May 31, 2010
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Faith in humanity

Each day my faith in humanity burns.
by BrookNyoom May 22, 2021
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leap of faith

When you sit down to shit not knowing if the toilet roll will have enough to wipe it all. You've already undone your belt,pulled down your pants and sat down and then checked the roll. Will you risk it? Will you take the leap of faith?
''Man, scariest moment of my life, just took the leap of faith at my girlfriends house while meeting her parents, almost didnt make it, so close''

''Dude, I need help, just failed a leap of faith, come quick, stall 2''

''Fuck, that leap of faith I took today was closer than indiana jones trying to rescue his hat''
by Jove Salad November 13, 2011
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