beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008

Heather Farmer

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

by kboct26 October 6, 2008

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004

Farmer's breakfast

A shit and a glass of water

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.

by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

farter

a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.

that clatty cunt takes it up the farter!

by technoslut November 15, 2005

Farmer Senship

Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.

Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.

by Bubba March 3, 2004