People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.
"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.
"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.
"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.
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