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edward jerk hands

A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
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National Edward centeno apprration day

On this very day we all praise our lord Edward centeno and watch anmong impostor videos
Hey. Arey you going to attend national Edward centeno apprration day?
by Fe.beanz May 27, 2021
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Edward Cullen

a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.
"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!

shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
by FUCKINGCHUCKNORIS April 4, 2009
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Edward

Adrian: There goes that douche bag Edward
Edward: RAGE RAGE, TRY HARD, RAGE
by Chief Poundmaker May 27, 2018
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Edwards Syndrome

Edwards syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality resulting in there being a third copy of chromosome 18 instead of the usual pair - this is called Trisomy 18.

Babies with Edwards Syndrome are likely to have some facially different (dysmorphic) features, as well as an increased risk of heart defects and difficulty with apnoea (remembering to breathe) in very young babies. Youngsters (particularly those with the most severe heart defects) are likely to need extensive medical support and due to the expected impairments this is frequently withheld in the mistaken belief that death is imminent and inevitable. It is not, and the oldest known person with the condition is in their early 30s at time of writing.

Infants that survive their first weeks and months will have physical and intellectual impairments but all will learn and develop with time, interact with others and experience a full range of emotions and pleasures. Approximately 1 in 10 babies will see their first birthday, and of these 1 in 10 will live to age 10.
My friend's two-year-old with Edwards Syndrome really loves our labrador. She squeals and laughs with joy whenever the dog comes into view.
by BlackVanGirl June 11, 2009
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edward

Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!
by Holli Renee January 9, 2009
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Edward Penishands

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".
Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.
by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010
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