The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions
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Get the elementary sex mug.Generally grades K-5, although some schools do it K-6. A place filled with overly nice teachers who treat u like ur fuckin 5. Birthdays are overrated here. Literally doesn’t prepare u at all for middle school so it’s tuff
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The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.
Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?
Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.
Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.
Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.
Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*
Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?
Tina: *stands up and fake falls*
Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*
Tina: Hits on Dominick.
All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.
Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.
Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.
Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*
Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?
Tina: *stands up and fake falls*
Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*
Tina: Hits on Dominick.
All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
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by Zaddy Oakes August 4, 2018
Get the Element mug.the most boring place ever. prisioners dont even want to be jailed in there. they torture kids there . its h*ll in the shape of the school
kid 1 : yo, me and my sister are moving
kid 2 : what school will you now be going to?
kid 1 : mayfair elementary
kid 2 : i pray for you.
kid 2 : what school will you now be going to?
kid 1 : mayfair elementary
kid 2 : i pray for you.
by dntbeah8tr010 November 14, 2011
Get the mayfair elementary mug.The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!
EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"
KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."
MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."
KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."
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