Englished

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.

You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.

by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009

English Muffin Pizza

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.

Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;

by Hexing July 24, 2010

English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.

Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Do you even English?

Anyone speak something a the person can’t understand and he/her thinks it’s english.

Sam: I not know this question for answer
Brad:Do you even English?
Sam:Not I know.

by RadicalMuffin August 15, 2018

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Full English

The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".

Guy 1 "Hey man, how did your date with Stacy go last night?"

Guy 2 "Better than expected; I took her to Denny's for a Grand Slam and ended up getting a 'Full English'!"

*High Five*

*Air Guitar*

by GhostFart, LLC October 25, 2012

American English

The pronunciation and spelling of British-english twisted up and made to fit the way americans live. made up of many different accents and sub-languages.

Hey man, open the damn trunk throw that fuckin body in it and lets get the hell outta here

by Crackhojoe March 3, 2007