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John Edwards

U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.
"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."
by Dr. Vinny July 14, 2007
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edder

A term used for a person who can easily attract hot girls without trying.
Kris is an edder, you can tell.
Lucas is an edder, but instead of girls, they are guys.
The homie mute is rolling deep because he's an edder!
The edder's here are Sergio and Rene.
Alex can't possibly be an edder, girls don't like him.
You can tell Daniel is not an edder, he's the opposite.
by EdderA February 24, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A pussy emo Meyerpire.

Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING

Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.

Did I mention he sparkles?
Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
by MoofinChan November 22, 2009
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Edward

Extremly attractive. A people person who is almost always the life of the party. Deriving from royalty.
He is so elegant, reminds me of an Edward.
by dayana0725 February 5, 2010
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Slick Edgar

Sexual act noted for its intense perversion. In the Edgar, a live hampster is impaled on a corkscrew, coated in mayonnaise, and inserted rectally. The hampster can be moved about or kept in place as a furry butt-plug.
I bet Richard Gere wishes he hadn't forgotten to secure that corkscrew last time he Slick Edgared.
by Professor Jones May 4, 2005
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Edward Cullen

A name every guy knows, but hates.
Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm

Every-sane-guy: .......
...
...
...dumbass.
by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009
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edgar

the best fucking dude alive!! He is the Kelly Slater of pussy juice wave riding, he'll let you borrow money when you need it! The type of person who wont do you dirty. A clean awesome friend to have.
guy: "Dude, if your name was edgar and i was a chick, i would totally bounce on your cock!"

guy 2: "I know!"
by western vagina February 4, 2010
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