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A bullet-proof excuse for leaving work before the end of your scheduled shift, generally indicating that it is 2:00 o'clock in the afternoon and you would like to go have a drink.
"Sorry, Boss, I have to leave early today, I've got kid duty."
kid duty by Batchmann August 16, 2013

Call of Duty 

A videogame-series, all games of the series can be played on computer, some on consoles aswell, produced by Activision and many, MANY smaller production studios.
The community of this game is hilariously, and makes everyone, who isn't part of it, cry; it's based on kids, thinking they're gods in what they do. And there are the

teenagers, which, surprisingly, also think, they're gods in what they do, or in everything existing on earth, that could be done.

Yet people still buy this bullshit, which isn't even good, and bad coded. I could cry; I could program such piece of non-usable code. But the community still claims,
it's the best thing the world has ever seen. These individuums can't be helped, seriously; don't even try.

If you think this attitude is made from wildly overdoing myself, well no. I've played every game of the series. Only the first games are good. The newer ones
suck. Seriously. But, for my luck, it starts to shrink. Die, CoD!
Call of Duty by zaty May 19, 2015

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare 

1. An example of how not to make a game.
2. What retards jerk off to.
When someone mentions Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare you beat them up.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 

The game that has some advantages over Black Ops, but also has disadvantages to it. Has a ton of unneccisary killstreaks and attachements, nothing takes skill, and people run rampant with random grenades, noob-tubes, and the Famas. (Also M16, M4, MP5K, ect.)
P1: Wanna play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?!

P2: Nah, people do gay shit on that. Fuckin' noobtubes.

Call of Duty Douche Ass 

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.
Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"

Call Of Duty 

the game you play when you can't play halo.
Scotty: hey wanna play call of duty?
Johnny: wheres halo?
Scotty: its broken...
Johnny:.....fine I guess.
Call Of Duty by cherryboy24 February 9, 2010