Same Difference

Exactly The Same Thing But With A Minor Difference, in turn making it sound different but really still being the same.

So Craig what did you have for dinner last night, I had a peanut butter and jelly. Then later my mom's hooked it up with a jelly and peanut butter.

That's the same difference bro!

by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) August 17, 2008

Doofenshmirtz

Perry the platypus' nemesis aka Heinz Doofenshmirtz or Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is totally evil.

by Aheck_Malehk June 11, 2012

Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.

"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

same same but different

Pertaining to the nature of lady-boys in Thailand.
When the two breasts look same-same like a woman's but the dong is still there.

Bob: I was grinding with a girl and I think I felt a lump.
Jack: Same same but different.

by ezezz23 July 1, 2008

doffin

Doffin is the act/art of leaving a residual stamp on a girls forehead after she has completed a blow job. To qualify as a doffin the male receiving the blow job must exclaim "DOFFIN" in a high pitched scream as the stamp is administered.

Your mum asked me to doffin her last night. But i wasn't in the mood. We went bowling instead. Still pretty weird i guess.

by Dave Brubeck March 30, 2009

i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

by JayyJai February 17, 2014

different

adj. Euphemism applying to persons who have a handicap, particularly a behavioral or mental inadequacy. Can be found in the phrase "differently abled," which means (let's face it), "disabled." To be "different" in the most widely-used sense of the term is a bad thing; it means you are retarded. Cf. special, short bus.

Kid: Bobby is incredibly stupid and clumsy, Mr. Mackey.

School Counselor: Son, let's not think those bad thoughts! Bobby is...different. He's just a little "differently abled" from you or I, m'kay? We can't use our language to take water out of his bucket.

Kid: You mean to say he is retarded and rides the short bus.

Counselor: Now, "retarded" is a word that they used back in Germany in the 1930's, but we have moved past that now haven't we...

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004