do a benji

Get pissed then "pilot" your car home

I didnt want to wait for a taxi after Beerfest so i decided to do a benji

by Bennybullshit December 18, 2018

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to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

by RobYourNob June 20, 2011

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To do a Kel

When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.

Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?

'To do a Kel'

by evil salty March 10, 2013

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Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019

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Doadies

Huge Flap jacks, tittays, cantelopes, and any other word thats a synonym for giant boobies. Most commonly used by muggs in mtown to discribe a chick with larger than normal doads.

DLeps, check out that chicks doadies. I could really loose myself in a rack like that. whooooooooowhaaaaaaaaaaat!

by BallSackMcNuts October 16, 2005

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