Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.

Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010

dildo

can't do anything by themselves

"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"

by mazza07 January 24, 2007

DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

by peter north July 10, 2003

Dildo Baggins

A small female sex toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.

Dildo with a bag attached

by Peeks December 26, 2003

dildo

to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.

Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.

I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.

by boycottthecaf April 27, 2010

dildo

A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

All I need is my dildo.

by Summerlady August 22, 2003

dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006