Geometry Dash

This might seem like a really fun game, but, trust me, it's not even close to that. The code is messy and buggy. The security is trash. All levels are shit except the ones that aren't, which isn't the majority. Most of the featured levels are unplayable on phones, and in general because the gameplay is so awful. And don't even wait for an update because you'll just get bored to death.

- Hey do you know what made Jake destroy his PC with a hammer and start unbearably screaming in rage?
- He probably just died at 99% in Geometry Dash

by IamAcand May 26, 2022

600m dash

The 600m dash is an indoor track running event. The people that run it are crazy because they can expect to at least throw up soon after finishing. You sprint for 600m and die at the end. And then for some reason the next time your coach asks who will run it, you volunteer, completely forgetting how shitty it is.

"Who wants to run the 600m dash?"
Raises hand.
Runs the 600.
Dies.
Comes back to life and volunteers again for the next meet.

by Noregrets April 11, 2015

head-dashing

1. When one runs around a small village smacking hammers over people's heads.
2. When one's body is obese or ugly, but that same person's face is good looking.

"i heard bob went head-dashing last night."

"Oh man that person over there is head-dashing"

by doctordrew31st September 29, 2008

Meerkat Dash

When a coworker known for looking and being suspicious, takes something from your desk and runs back to their desk, all the while looking like they name should be TIMON!!!! snatch and run, steal

Annie just did a meerkat dash with your Reese's pieces, Shellie. And it was so funny.

by Jx3's mom January 27, 2009

Dash yourself

Dash yourself or dash it- A quote made up by Kingsland Road (as I'm aware). Its like the F-word. And consists of a hand gesture where you get your hand and move it at a side angle. And say 'Dash yourself'. You put your hand out flat at first to decide whether you should dash something. (Its kind of hard to define)

Connor: Matt didn't learn the new song lyrics for rehearsals.
Matt: What song?
Connor: Dash yourself Matt!
Josh and Thompson: Dash yourself.
(I dunno)

by Ilovebandsxx February 17, 2015

Dash Caming

Taking a selfie or group picture using your vehicle dash camera that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook ,Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Hey Chuck, why don't you stop dash caming and put both hands on the wheel while driving.

by WPollitt September 18, 2014

pebble dash

The act of pebble dashing, or to pebble dash, is the act of passing gas with a "wet kiss". The "pebbles" are dashed from the "lips" during the "wet kiss".

The act of slinging bits of poo during a wet fart.

When I farted I accidentally pebble dashed my shorts. The wife hates it when I pebble dash.

by Bubbacop March 13, 2009