dangermaz

The act of masturbating in a public, or dangerous place, adding an element of danger to the act in question.

When I went on holiday to Iraq I had a dangermaz every day.

by neggatron September 17, 2007

Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 8, 2011

Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.

"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."

by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

dangerous cookie

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!

by Spanky716 November 8, 2013

Dangerful

1. Extremely able or likely to cause harm or injury.

2. Extremely likely to cause problems or to have adverse consequences.

Driving on an icy road with tires with low tred is dangerful.

by Hallowlujah June 23, 2017

The Dangerzone

The place or mental state where the most fun and craziness happens. The mental state that one enters when they are really really hammered/drunk. Being absolutely blitzed. Having great fun, but on the brink of destruction. To the point of intoxication where bad things will happen if anymore alcohol is consumed.

The place that you strive to go when you rage.

Inspired by the theme song from the classic movie top gun.

Friend A: Dude are you really planning on having 20 standard drinks tonight?

Friend B: Bro, I don't know, but it is definitely possible. I am going to the dangerzone tonight!

Friend C: (Drunkenly pumps his fist and sings loudly) "Highway to the Dangerzone!"

by fjireiog588466 March 16, 2011

The most dangerous weapon

the most dangerous weapon.
When a person uses your full name

the most dangerous weapon....

Parent: TERESSA GRACE ANN...
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by Bisheroonie December 10, 2019