chumpy

silly little ginger toss pot, total wanker, looks about 7, glues ginger pubes to his face to try and look manly(it fails), likes little boys, chumpette is the female version

he's a right chumpy.....what a wank

by supergav August 27, 2009

Cump

A word that can take the place of any other word known to human kind. Generally used by those of the 2011 class of B.H.S. Its main purpose is to sound extremely perverted yet have no real meaning of its own.

Yesterday i cumped a cow on my way to school
The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"
Cump you, you mother-cumper!

by Cole! October 21, 2008

cumpit

Vagina, cunt, Hachett wound
any place seamen is deposited
fetal slip and slide boyacaha

Jessica had planned to show her cumpit when she went out without any knickers on.

by ANTIKE October 31, 2007

chumpy

A sonia like item/human being..originated from peters mouth

Sonia IS A CHUMPY

by the chumpy April 25, 2011

cummy cream of the crop

Okay a girl takes a shit on a guys dick then gives him a hand job catches the jizz in her mouth u make out with her she spits the sperm into your mouth u lick her pussy and she gets pregnant with a retarded baby

I gave Patricia a cummy cream of the crop it was badass

by james pimpin g nicca April 3, 2008

cumpire

a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?

Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.

by Dick Ballderass August 18, 2010

cump

(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex

Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR1 June 19, 2011