End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

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Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

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Sea Cucumber

When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.

mom found my Sea Cucumber.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

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the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

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Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop

"Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop" specializing in spicy cuisine featuring cucumber-based dishes. Picture a vibrant eatery with a menu boasting fiery cucumber Salad, zesty cucumber Burger, and mouthwatering cucumber-infused hot sauces. The stop might also offer refreshing cucumber drinks with a kick, like jalapeño cucumber margaritas or spicy cucumber lemonade. It's a place where adventurous food lovers gather to tantalize their taste buds with the unexpected combination of heat and coolness that only spicy cucumbers can deliver.

Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop is the best restaurant

by spicy hot cucumber stop March 5, 2024

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