Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025

Cucumberpatch

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

by dildo777 April 1, 2025

Docile-Cucumber

A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)

WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!

by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009

French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010

pink cucumber

referring to the penis

she sucked his pink cucumber !

by sreymhael March 1, 2011

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

coolest cucumber

Illest person ever.

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.

by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017