Crystal Balling

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.

My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

by chuckles713 June 2, 2010

crystal city

an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.

we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.

by key theift October 15, 2009

Crystal Palace

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

by CPFC180 April 11, 2021

Crystal Cat

When a person gives an extravagant gift to the person that they are dating too early in the courtship.

At the beginning of a third date a man presents a woman with a gift - an expensive watch. Upon recieving the gift the woman feels uncomfortable and may feel that by accepting the gift she is consenting to a committed relationship. Ultimately, giving the "crystal cat" may sabotage the future of the relationship.

by Lily Henderson April 21, 2013

Crystal meth

Salty, non pleasing, makes u wanna ravage ur insides, nasty

Oh my Savage SlimJims, it's crystal meth

by slimjim96/slimmy-slim9 to da 6 January 26, 2017

Crystal

Smartass

Just your everyday smartass Crystal

by AnonAmish97 May 27, 2019

Crystal

Best mother u can ask for. The one and only. A good mother. A caring Women. Has a good job. Gives all needs. Makes sure her child is safe at all times. Would do anything for her kids lives.

Ur soo CRYSTAL and i love it

by Kapalot Savage October 6, 2019