Crushed Pepper

The act of non-consensual violent anal rape in a restauraunt bathroom of a straight male by a gay male.

Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?

by Finley029 October 2, 2008

crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)

"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"

by carogirl April 2, 2010

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

crushtrated

Being utterly and totally frustrated while playing Candy Crush. Also, crushtrate, crushtrating.

"Man, I was so close to passing level 65 but then I ran out of lives"
"Ugh bro, you must be so damn crushtrated!"

by Tealma August 26, 2013

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015

cusher

Very cool like sweet or sweet as

Damn, Sam Emery is looking cusher today

by Craftsmen with words July 27, 2016