credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

credit warp

A glitch found in certain games (such as Zelda: Ocarina Of Time) in which is used to send the player to the credits. It is also a term for killing oneself.

"Ey Zelly Zel, what r u doin?"
"I'm Credit Warping"
"What the hell man don't do that!"
"I Mean in OOT Jackass"

by MarthurSR November 17, 2016

Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.

Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.

by TEMAC December 20, 2015

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

Credit

It is money you borrow that is lend to you on good terms. Many came but few are chosen, it is not recommended for the impulsive or the foolish minded. You pull up on that payment or you dont; it's that simple.

Your Local Credit Lender

*Fine Print*

You promise you will pay the balance above in full, in a prescribed amount of time or they will be reprucutions for your delinquency. It is but not limited to ruining your life, not qualify for future loans, and being in a huge amount of debt, to the man.

This can make or break you, thank you for using our financial services.

-Your Credit Lender

by Shinkdmeister November 16, 2018

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018

Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".

Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*

by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018