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Catholic High School

Basically like Public High School, but worse. You have to wear itchy, uncomfortable uniforms that make you look like a loser when you are out in public. Also, everyone in the school is the same gender, so if you are a boy, you get to hang out with those sweaty bastards for 4 years. You have 0 chance over ever having fun at a Catholic High school. Half of your classes are taught by priests or nuns, and they will expel your ass for even the tiniest thing. Learning religion is a crock. Unless you plan on becoming a priest when you graduate, these classes are useless. All Catholic schools were built over 9000 years ago, and only have enough room for 300 kids, but there's 1200 fuckers scurrying through the halls just to get to their next class.
Dude, why did you go to a Catholic High School?

It gives me a more religious and fulfilling experience.

Pfft-HAHAHHAH! Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
by i-i-i-hate it September 15, 2010
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Catholic School

Catholic school is the most amazing lit thing to ever be on planet earth. It’s where generations are passed down through traditions like drinking from kegs, smoking marijuana and hitting juuls. Everyone walks around in uniforms and skirts that are way too short. Catholic school kids party 24/7 and have no regrets about anything. They dgaf about anyone. The priests end up in rehab from drinking too much and all the parents turn up at the occasional football tailgate. Chatholic school students go hard in all aspects of life.
“Oh sh** those kids are cool, they go to catholic school
by KingSnyder June 2, 2018
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catholic crunch

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus
Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂
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Catholic High

A Catholic school in Virginia Beach, commonly refered to as 'Catholic' or 'CHS'.
Known for a strict dress code, the banning of grinding and its high percentage of Catholic students.
Also
"Catholic Student 1: Yo, did you know we have mass in the gym tomorrow?
Catholic Student 2: Great! We get out of English class early."
"Student 1: This Catholic High dance be lame.
Student 2: Is lame. This Catholic High dance IS lame.
Student 1: Whatev.
Student 2: Maybe you should spend more time in English class and less time at mass."
by newfangled January 10, 2008
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Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.
I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.
by D Man! February 3, 2012
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trinity catholic high school

everyone who goes there is an idiot and everyone in Stamford and local areas know it. People who go there attended St. Cecilia's, Holy Spirit, Our Lady Star of the Sea, Sacred Heart, and for middle school they went to Trinity Catholic Middle School (aka St. Gabriel's). People who go there are retarded but think they are really smart. They also think it is actually a good school.
The best college anyone ever gets into from Trinity Catholic High School is Boston College.
by anonymouspersonshhh January 20, 2009
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Craplication

A poorly written computer application that does not adhere to industry or corporate standards and is completely unsupportable by IT staff.
The accounting department is complaining that their new application is crashing again. I wish we could help them but that crapliaction was doomed from the beginning.

The development team is planning to release yet another update to try to stabilize their craplication.
by BCHES February 23, 2009
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