scraggly crank

A person that has scraggly hair and or looks like a druggy, preferably a crank head

Dang Brian, you look like a scraggly crank.

by jumunji July 5, 2007

Crank Daisies

Meth induced Ance

did you see that tweekers face? it was covered with Crank Daisies

by dirtycracker77 June 16, 2016

Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag

“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Crank Frank

When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had

"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"

"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"

by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016

crank flip

In a circumstance in which a gentleman and a lady are engaging in sexual relations, if the lady is on her back she will be flipped 180 degrees to either her stomach or her knees without the gentlemen's penis exiting the ladie's vagina.

"Bro last night I was smashing this chick, bro. It was like Pah Pah Pah - Crank Flip - pew pew bro. Didn't stop at all bro! It was beautiful, bro. I'm in Love Bro!"

by TheRockButWithLessMuscles August 31, 2019

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023