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Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009
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granny cranny

A grandmother's vagina.
There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
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darla crane

A milf porno star known for her massive tits and tight pussy
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Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.
"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."
by froznalyve September 30, 2007
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Crank Dat Soulja Boy

1. A ridiculously gay song made by One-Hit-Wonder Soulja Boy.
2. Masturbation.
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-

Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.

Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?

Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.

Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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crank that forrest gump

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face
when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump
by austingale March 8, 2008
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crank dat batman

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.
I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.
by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008
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