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Crack He-mun 

A kind of word that one creates by mixing multiple words up. Usually happens when a person is intoxicated. Derived from drunken sentences.
Should be: There's no such thing as Crack-Heads in the Mariens.

Sounds like: Sno such thang az Crack-Hemun.

Sould be: Let me get a Mango Passion Drink.

Sounds like: Lemme geta Pango Massion Drink.
Crack He-mun by MoonCricket February 5, 2004

crack laps 

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .
I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.
crack laps by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009

crack shot 

The nickname given to a skilled marksman who has a very quick fire time between the time he draws his weapon (usually a sidearm pistol) from the holster and the time he fires it accuretly. This term was moreso used in the old days when you challenge people to duels and in the wild west.
Wow, John's pull-time is .9 and he has headshots across the board...hes definetly a crack shot
crack shot by werd_chester September 12, 2006

crack corn 

To crack corn means to insult somebody.A crack fight is an insult contest, usually involving 'yo mama' jokes.
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me;Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"
crack corn by Ortolan February 24, 2010

crack whore 

n. A female who provides sexual services in exchange for rocks of crack cocaine, upon which she is physiologically dependent.
Daequon's bitch a crack ho--you gotta git out the rock before you can git out the cock, dogg. Dat's just how it works.
crack whore by Carl Willis February 10, 2004

Crack Square 

A small square of land on Jaffa street in downtown Jerusalem where anglo saxon israelis, tourists, and students go to hang out and get wasted at the most ungodly hours of night
Mom: where were you last night
Me: Crack Square
Mom: I don't want you hanging out there anymore
Crack Square by Yoel Gassel August 27, 2006