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cop knock

A loud, startling, authoritative knock usually used by law enforcement to announce their presence.
Hey easy with the cop knock Fred, my kid is trying to sleep.
by Soice Feos November 8, 2010
mugGet the cop knockmug.

tenafly cops

Another name for NAZI. They justify their exorbitant salaries by busting peace loving teenagers smoking herb because they have no real crime in that wealthy town. They should get jobs in NYC or Newark and see what a real cop's life is like. T
Tenafly Cops are assholes but the biggest asshole on the force is A. Card Dildo.
by Teenage Wasteland March 6, 2008
mugGet the tenafly copsmug.

undercover cop

To steal.
The term "cop" means to obtain, and undercover implies secrecy.
To undercover cop something means to take it without anyone knowing: to steal.
I might have to undercover cop that when Akbar isn't looking..
by Greg B. September 12, 2005
mugGet the undercover copmug.

Cop A Squat

"Cop-a-Squat" originally meant taking either a piss or a shit in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. "Pop-a-squat" has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate asses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides butt rest. Although introduced in the US in the late '90's, and heavily promoted in New York City, "private, 'public' time-controlled spaces", like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public 'porto-potties' just didn't mesh with true western socio-public values.

So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).

Thanks.
I need to cop a squat.
I need to cop/pop a squat.
by splazmataz March 10, 2011
mugGet the Cop A Squatmug.

Fuck Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Shit Cop.
"Fuck Cop!" "Hide the stash!"
by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005
mugGet the Fuck Copmug.

cop-a-lick

to jump someone and jack thier shit! in other words one or more people ambush and mug a single person.
I copped-a-lick and got me a knew ipod.
i'm about to make me some money. gonna find a mark and cop-a-lick.
by chilliewillie January 11, 2008
mugGet the cop-a-lickmug.

flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.
"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."
by Coell May 18, 2005
mugGet the flop copmug.

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