The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night

I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night

by Alexia205 April 25, 2019

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013

gun control

Hitting your target.

by DarkMinistry October 26, 2003

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin January 28, 2007