Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader

Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!

by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020

colin-power

A general lack to do anything you can usually do, or the feeling of weakness

I couldn’t do quad back today because I had colin-power!

by jakemurphyisthedupiestnigga October 11, 2020

Colin the computer

Me!

im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

Conspiracy Colin

Someone who lives in a cheap caravan and spends his day doing giant shits whilst on Facebook looking at conspiracy theories. Also likes arguing with every fucker on the internet about COVID-19. Also similar in meaning to 'conspiratard'.

Have you heard the latest bullshit being pedaled by Conspiracy Colin? What an absolute witless pissflap!

by Escape The Knagging September 7, 2021

Colin Yoon

The dumb ass which has a big black cock

He is a Colin Yoon

by Marcus Woo Wei Bing September 20, 2021

Colin Brennan

The "Colin" in "3 Musicians and Colin" in Idiot Box. See poopschmere

"Hello my name is Colin, and I'm cute"

by Jon Ross August 3, 2003

Colin beck

A gay guy that pees out rainbows from his vagina. Also a gaylord that has once pooped on his sisters barbies. Biggest fuckin gayboy. Usually transgender. Rarely female to male but mostly male to female. Transition starts around 7th to 8th grade. Once a fuckboy always a fuckboy as colin is.

Guy 1- whos that????
Guy 2- OMG RUN Its colin beck HES GONNA MAKE US HAVE SEX WITH HIM

by Gayboy motel March 18, 2015