cod-enial

The act of crying like a fucking baby for days and days and days because you lost a game of Call of Duty and can not just accept it and move on with your fucking life.

You get quick scoped in Call of Duty so you go into cod-enial and send that person a message bitching and crying

by Antwana April 18, 2014

Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.

Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*

by Cactusboii October 16, 2016

cod puree

The salty after-taste that lingers in your mouth after performing cunnilingus.

After a rough night Chase woke up with cod puree breath.

by Grim Bongmaster January 9, 2017

Cod taco

A person who is worse than a douch bag

"That guy in the man bun looks like a cod taco"

"Alex Rodriguez is such a cod taco"

by Hazel and moe July 1, 2017

CoD_Noob_Slayer

Is a pro in CoD and likes playing CoD LMAO

a Wild CoD_Noob_Slayer learns the new maps in every new CoD game to destroy his prey (aka the noobs)

by Ushkan Tushka November 13, 2017

CoD Virginity

Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*

Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”

Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”

by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020

Cod-shot

A practice in which requires a person to attach a fishing hook on the end of a double-barrelled shotgun. The shotgun is to then be dipped into the water and wait for a fish to catch onto the hook. Once caught, the user raises the shotgun out of the water and gives it both barrels. Whilst messy and cruel, the practice is scientifically proven to be the best way to discipline a fish.

Let’s head on over to James’ for some cod-shot

by SLick pussy July 21, 2020