chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013

Home Cooking

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.

Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022

cacking

1. To defecate - the process of emptying one's bowels of feces.

2. Laughing very hard.

2. It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing.

by sholland August 24, 2008

Cooking Tacos

1.Verb-excessive perspiration of the armpits causing large rings of sweat to be visible under the arms even after the arms are relaxed down at one's side resulting the sweat to take on a tacoesque form.

2. Half circle of sweat seen after the arms are folded down like a taco.

1. Lisa:"I'm so nervous for my date I'm sweating!"
Cindy:"I know your totally cooking tacos!"

2.Katie: "Wow, it's hotter than hell in here!"
Seth: "Yeah, looks like your cooking some tacos there..."
Katie: "What?"
Seth: "..."

by neilfinch June 23, 2008

Clocking

To be rollin, Making it big. Gathering bunches of a particular item

J. Cecil is clocking bitches out of the local y-town bars

by Sweet Joe March 6, 2005

cooking

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

by be ran July 30, 2008

cucking funt

an incredibly hammish way to say 'f***ing c***'. ahahaha. i laugh

'you cucking funt' in non-aggressive form

by branners October 15, 2003