cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.
"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."
by cobber May 14, 2013
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COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch
by May 26, 2021
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Cob

Short for the Australian term cobber, meaning friend or mate.
"G'day, Cob, how the kids?
by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023
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Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
by King Willy IV March 07, 2024
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Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.
Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.
by Chachi Comachi May 19, 2020
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Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
by Horizonogre November 10, 2019
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Cob on

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

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To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.
by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023
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