church over 

hang over on a sunday

i got wasted saturday and lo and behold sunday packed a mean church over.

church over by your frickin fat mom January 6, 2008

Church Heels 

Heels that should be ONLY worn at church. The heel itself is thin and only about one inch tall. They also may have an unattractive cheap bow on them. These heels should NEVER be worn, unless you're going to church. If you still can't classify what a church heel is, Its the heels you'd see at church as opposed to the heels you'd see at a club. They are pretty much heels that are worn by preteens to church. No grown women should be wearing them or own them really.
This fashion mistake is very popular among teens whose parents don't buy them heels but since they want to look "sexy" and/or "fit in" they will wear their church heels when they go out. The heels usually don't go with the outfit at all.

*Girls night out*
Jessica: Your outfit looks great, but what's up with your shoes?
Rebecca: What's wrong with them?
Jessica: It looks like you got them from your 12 year old sister's closet.

- In conclusion, church heels look weird to wear anywhere but church and/or a funeral.

Church Heels by I'm Just Saying July 9, 2010

Church Perspiration

Working so hard at an internship at a church that you start to persipre.

I had a lot of church perspiration today because I worked really hard at my internship

Church Perspiration by interns.anonymous September 15, 2011

church pinch 

The small amount of dip (or chewing tobacco) in ones mouth that is unrecognizable to the non-dipper.

Redneck #1
"Hey buddy can i get a dip? Im all out!"

Redneck #2
"Sure but dont take it all! Im runnin low myself!"

Redneck #1

"No worries, i just want a church pinch! Thanks buddy!"

church pinch by Yote.243 December 30, 2013

Church Fags 

A group of fags that attempt to act hardcase with retarded words and shitty memes. They also act like hackers when they are clearly delusional and menrally challenged

The church fags are bumming each other to their wannabe trolling again

Church Fags by felicity69 March 30, 2016

Church Candy 

1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again.

2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".

Bob: "This Church candy is delicious!"
Jim: "..."
Jim: "That's the Holy Communion. The body of Jesus. NOT Church candy!"
Bob: "Still, it IS delicious..."

Priest: "Come here, Johnny. I have some... Church candy for you."
Johnny: "Ok, Reverend! I always trust people in big unmarked white vans!"

Church Candy by HelloWorldDotExecutable November 7, 2012

church on sundays 

Church on Sundays is when you find a child getting his/hers baptism and you ejaculate in the holy water beforehand, them after the baptism you kill the baby and drink the blood/cum filled holy water and enjoy

Church on Sundays are the best

church on sundays by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 5, 2015