Daddy Cream

Basically a euphuism for semen.

*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*

Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?

Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick

Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!

Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!

Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!

*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

Chreaster

One that attends church only for Christmas and Easter.

I hate going to church with grandma; thank god mom is only a chreaster.

Pastor Tom: Are we going to see you in church tonight?

Mary: You know you're gonna see me. I'm a chreaster through and through.

by Yoyo girl January 9, 2008

Cream Pipe

An erect dick.

I solicited her pussy with my cream pipe.

by Brock Diesel May 15, 2009

Paula Creamer

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.

by VitHydra December 26, 2010

Grape Ice cream

Grape icecream refers to anything like awesome, like a girl whos hot- the berrics

Yo whaddup grape ice cream?

by lafwonda my babys daddy is a g March 2, 2009

Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.

A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.

by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013

ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

by Master bait December 4, 2007