Clam Choader

Clam and choad soup, contains various choads and clams.

Billie was hungry so he asked his mom to make Clam Choader.

by Dr. Feltersnatch September 2, 2006

The Chads

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.

Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.

by M-Belks April 5, 2009

Choadville

A place were choads dwell, Or it may just be a hangout.

"Hey, Look over there at all of those CHOADS." One man says to the other. Yep, Thats good old CHOADVILLE." Says the other man.

by Drew June 9, 2004

Choad rack

When a skater jumps off a ledge, lets the board rotate vertically between his legs and Lands.

Fucking Punkwood Pusher Tony Hawk needs to Choad Rack himself.

by taker May 21, 2006

choad wrangler

someone that goes out looking for only choads

your mother is a total choad wrangler

by 1livecrew October 5, 2010

choadface

someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface

Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.

Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.

by Yourmotherbuyingmeavideogame November 18, 2010

cooads

an internet fad.

that was such terrible cooads right jeff

by anonymouscooads July 8, 2021