Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Champion that

Aggreeance or affirmation.

Me: Let's get outta here.
You: Champion that.

Me: That girl is smokin' hot.
You: Champion that.

by Scotty March 12, 2004

chamonlee

Chinese for hurry up

chamonlee we are going to be late!!!!

by missbaka November 14, 2009

Champagne-A-Rone

Drinking Champagne while chaperoning a dance, event, or other gathering in which individuals need a close watch.

Drunk on champagne after winning a championship ring rang.

AK was asked if he would chaperone his little sisters prom, he responded by stating he would only go if he could be a Champagne-A-Rone. He sister asked, whats that? He replied with while I am chaperoning can I drink champagne like I just won a championship rang.

by B. Wayner April 12, 2010

Chamber of Understanding

Ultra cool pad where Professor Farnsworth understands what is to be understood.

Farnsworth: I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding.

*cue Saturday Night Fever music and funky Disco light*

by dburl December 26, 2010

Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

Chambo-jackhammer

When a chamberlain slams his penis into a females vagina imitating a construction guy using a jackhammer, devastating the female with arousal and utter satisfaction.

"Did you see Wilt Chamberlain give that girl the Chambo-Jackhammer?"

by Chambro January 10, 2012