Chalked

A debilitated state while under the influence of drugs, or alcohol. Especially Marijuana, Xanax, Pain killers, or any drug that have anesthetic qualities.

Derived from outlining evidence at a crime scene, usually bodies.

“Dude those percocets I took yesterday had me chalked”

“At my cousins wedding last summer, I got so drunk they had the children outline my unconscious body with chalk and then began chanting “chalked chalked chalked” at me until I awoke in fear and preceded to leave the wedding out of embarrassment”

by Lord Sanguis May 9, 2020

chalk up

Can be used in a number ways and have varied meanings.
1. To pull a chick
2. To get something for someone
3. Going out/tuning a girl

1. "Did you chalk up that chick last night?, she was toe"
2. "Oi, chalk us up a beer can ya?"
3. "Yeh I'm chalking her up these days", "I've been chalking her, but I'm not getting to far"

by PG November 13, 2003

butt chalk

When two people preferably men are performing anal sex, one man ejaculates into the butt of the other. The two men then go to bed, and in the morning are awakened by a fart from the man who took it up the butt. While he farts he releases the dried up seamen from the other man and it comes out as a chalky puff of air.

Sam awoke to the sound of his lover farting in bed. "Oh gross Shane you got butt chalk all over me!!!"

by Philly B-More February 12, 2008

chalída

A moment of astonishment when you notice something nice looking ( such as a car, woman, etc)

*Originated from U.S. Southwest by groups of chicanos
*Derived from the word chale

Chalída, she is looking fine tonight.

by Vazqueezy June 14, 2016

Ass Chalk

After a long night of receiving anal sex the person wakes up the next morning long after it dries and farts wherein a puff of white smoke is expelled from their anus.

Whoa man face me when you fart or I will get a mouth full of ass chalk!

by K-Doggg January 27, 2008

chalkie

a shitty handjob. basically associated with dry hands on a dry dick. let's face it, no one wants one.

Man, I wish she gave me head instead of that chalkie. My dick's still raw.

by udontevenknow February 23, 2011

Chalking

The awesome event in which you and a group of homies get some chalk and choose a random person's house- You should probably somewhat know the person. Then one of your homies lies down in the driveway of the random person and you outline the body like a dead person. You then take a picture and post to Facebook, Twitter, or whatever shabang you use and let the person find and outline of a body in their driveway!

"Bro!!!! Let's totally go chalking at Martin's house!"

by Zwinky900 August 11, 2012