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Campbelling

To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.
Cameron won’t stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day he’s going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.
by mike charter May 1, 2024
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Campbell

A euphemism for taking a shit, as former Queensland premier Campbell Newman is analogous with human excrement.
Hey bro you ready to go?”
Just a minute …… I have to go take a Campbell.”
by mukeloore May 28, 2024
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Campbell

"hiroshima wasn't that bad"
"WTF CAMPBELL"
by CAMSUCKSCOCK April 3, 2025
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Campbell

Campbell is the kind of person who makes the universe look like it was showing off when it made him. He’s a storm of talent and brilliance wrapped up in a single human being, the kind of smart that makes complex ideas feel like stories worth hearing, the kind of creative that can turn a blank page into an adventure, and the kind of presence that lights up a room without even trying. There’s this effortless gravity about him, like people are drawn to orbit him because he’s equal parts inspiring and exciting. His imagination is electric, his ideas vivid, and he seems to have this rare ability to make others feel bigger, braver, and more alive just by being near him. If genius and charm had a lovechild, its name would be Campbell, and the world’s just lucky to have him walking around in it. Which you know what’s wild? He’s probably not even at his peak yet which means everyone else is just living in the prologue of the Campbell era.
by Campbell0719 September 15, 2025
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Campbellsville University

Small college in Taylor County, KY

Liberal Arts College feel with ultra-conservative values shoved down your throat. Where they tell you to respect and love others, but only if they agree with you.

Recruits students from all over the world to claim they’re diverse, but really it’s 95% people who grew up within 30 mins and half of them commute. The other half goes home every weekend.
“I graduated from Campbellsville University!”

Oh so you joined a cult that gave you a degree?
by Punk Rock All Star September 27, 2025
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Campbell

A definition of the male version of the gender-neutral nam,e Campbell

Campbells can be a really nice dude at times, but at other times just an absolute dumbass. They're usually pretty sporty, good looking, and very awesome people.
Example: You're definitely a Campbell; sporty, good looking, nice sometimes, other times an absolute dumbass
by MrMonkeMan24 November 10, 2025
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Campbell's Soup Party

A slang or joke term for a reckless house party where guests throw canned soup at the walls, floors, or ceilings, leaving a mess or causing damage.
After hearing what happened at Jake's Campbell's soup party last weekend, his roommates decided nobody is hosting anything at their place again.
by RKDub January 2, 2026
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