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Bryson

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Bryson

A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.

Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”

Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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Brasen

The king of rage bait, teasing and bullying.
Brasen is a ragebaiting
by tiigerlover December 16, 2025
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kierra bryson

a stunning girl that is nice but also very aggressive she has a cute laugh and a strange sense of humour do not mess with her
hey have you seen Kierra Bryson?
Yeah she is hot.
by Sregetteherhfefeg April 27, 2016
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O’bryen

A extremely hot guy, plays video games, but always gets played by girls. No matter what its a sad endig
I have a life of o’bryen
by Im a stingray May 25, 2018
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Jackson Bryson

A little ginger boy that commits insane amounts of fraud.
Did you hear that Jackson Bryson hit a $500 lick off doordash fraud?
by Bevman123 November 4, 2019
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to brosenthal

Used if an actor has to play multiple roles simuntaneously. Mostly because there is someone missing or there are too many roles.

Most popular example was the one Tin Can Bros member in their play "Solve It Squad (Returns)" when he played all the hotel staff at the same time and changed his wigs and hats to portrait the different characters.
Person 1: Guys, Gary is missing. He should have played the roles of Moarning Turtle, Honkey Tonk, Alice and Ted. There aren't any people left, so could you please cover up for his roles, Bill? I know that they are all in one scene but you got this.
Person 2: Man, Bill gets to brosenthal this scene.
by himbeeereis July 26, 2020
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