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Breeder

When fucking things is literally as deep as you get as a person.
You can't just fuck all your problem. You tried and what did you accomplish? Nothing other than the byproducts of fucking. A couple of fuck trophies. I'm a piece of shit? You're the piece shit you breeder filth. All you've done in life is multiply the amount of trash I have to step around to live my life.
by Hym Iam February 4, 2022
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Brenden

Avery Yakovich is adopted
Brenden thinks Avery is adopted
by Fisist January 29, 2019
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Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
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Thai Bride

A juxtaposition and derivative of the game Yellow Car and the Thai Bride phenomenon.

A game played in a group or with just one other individual: whenever you see an Asian woman (from Japan, South Korea, Thailand etc.) with a caucasian male, the first person to see this proceeds to punch the other in the shoulder.

Alternate version include 'Reverse Thai Bride/Thai Groom' in which the gender roles are reversed. Technically one can punch the other in the shoulder at the sight of an Asian woman, thus playing 'Groomless Thai Bride' but this is usually seen as racist.

Prefferably played in non Asian countries, as playing the game in the Orient would not present the players with much of a challenge.
Person 1-(sees Thai bride with husband) "Hey dude..."

Person 2-"Thai Bride" *punches John in shoulder*

Person 1-"Hey, no fair, I saw them first!!"
by mogofogo August 17, 2012
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Bridesmaid Goggles

Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.

Similar to the beer goggles phenom.

See: How I Met Your Mother
I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.
by Missablairica January 7, 2012
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bridesmatron

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly
I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.
by Raisin Berry July 17, 2009
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Breeder

1) Derogatory term used to describe or address a man or woman whose realistic maximum potential for 'contribution' to the universe will only ever be in the form of mere population;
2) A man or woman whose lifestyle includes frequent sex with different partners/one night stands;
3) Any man or woman who is generally unconcerned with or does not invest significant time or effort in the cultivation of intellect, self knowledge, and reasoning skills;
4) A person--man or woman, hetero or homo--whose higher brain functions have been figuratively supplanted, commandeered and/or in most cases erased by his or her primitive sexual urges, especially when notably dysfunctional, as in the case of: homosexuals; men/women who repeatedly seek out sexually abusive, emotionally bankrupt relationships; men/women who are incapable of emotional intimacy, or who deny the physiological realities of sexuality in an attempt to hide from such intimacy; men/women who still act like twenty-somethings even after college; any behavior you might witness at a bar or club by anybody not focusing on their drink; etc.

In the case of homosexuals--who are not "breeders" of literal children--the term refers simply to the grossly self-ignorant, delusional and contra-intellectual behavior at the core of the homosexual lifestyle - which is really not that much different than the similar inanity inherent in the heterosexual equivalent, though it manifests differently.
"Haha! Look at the popped-collar douchebag wagging his tail all over that girl; she'll be bent over a counter begging for his dick after a couple more drinks, I bet. What a bunch of fuckin' breeders."

"HEY! GO READ A BOOK, YA FUCKING BREEDER!"
by specterk August 25, 2011
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