ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

Bipolar Booking

When a Facebook friend doesn't log on for a week or more, and then when they finally log on, they go manic all over your wall and comment on everything you've posted since they last logged on.

Man, my mom was bipolar booking last night.....35 new comments on my wall.

by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012

Forklift Boosting

Lifting one forklift with another in order to extend vertical reach.

Example of forklift boosting:

Customer: Are you sure boosting the forklifts to reach the top shelf is a good idea?
Engineer: Trust me, I'm an engineer!

by Internet Protocol January 19, 2015

Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

GLOPPIN BOOPIN

-l FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME SALLY👍

Omg com
A GLOPPIN BOOPIN

by Big toe 115 December 2, 2018